Interview With Devin

00:04 Why did you move?

00:06 Cause. Wait, how am I supposed to be.

00:10 Oh, man.

00:12 Okay, well, can you state your name for the record?

00:21 That sound like some f. Can you.

00:23 State the name for the record?

00:25 All right, restart it. Restart. Restart. Restart.

00:27 Start, I guess. All right, are you ready? Can you just state your name for the record, though?

00:32 Devon Jones.

00:33 Can you state your age also as well?

00:36 18. 19.

00:38 What the. And then our relationship.

00:45 What is our relationship? Married.

00:51 And we are recording. Where are we recording? My dorm next. You slow. As if I'm gonna do this with you.

01:02 We gonna keep disrespecting.

01:03 Sorry. I'm sorry. That's okay. You want me to restart?

01:05 Yeah.

01:05 Okay. Okay. Can you say your name?

01:08 Devon

01:09 And your age?

01:10 19.

01:11 And your relationship to me, My wife, my girlfriend. And where are we recording?

01:18 In your dorm.

01:19 Okay. Question number one. Are you ready?

01:23 Yeah.

01:24 If this were to be our very last conversation, is there anything you would want to say to me? Do you want to pause until you got, you know, an answer?

01:35 No, just keep it going. Okay, but this should be for real.

01:39 Oh, okay.

01:42 Do I gotta say it right now?

01:43 Like, say about when the fuck else you gonna say it?

01:45 No, like. Like, if this was the last conversation, do I gotta say that right now?

01:50 Like, you want. You want that to be the last question?

01:54 No.

01:55 So what the fuck you want me to do?

01:58 Can I just say yes or no?

02:01 It's not a yes or no question. The question is, if this were to be our very last conversation, is there anything you would want to say to me?

02:09 And then I could just say yes.

02:10 Okay. Is that your answer?

02:13 I mean, but, like, do you want me to go in detail?

02:15 Do you want to go in detail?

02:16 No, because. What did you say earlier?

02:19 Well, I lied.

02:20 So you want me to go to detail?

02:21 I just want you to say what would. Like, what would you say? I don't think this is supposed to be this hard, Devon

02:28 It's not that hard. I just don't want to say it.

02:31 Okay. Well, I guess you don't have to.

02:33 I'm sorry. And I love you. That. That. That's. That.

02:37 Okay. Um. How did you meet me?

02:44 So, for real, Basically.

02:49 Sit up.

02:50 For real, Basically. She sat across the classroom from me in high school. I felt like I knew who she was, but I didn't know who she was. And then somehow I came across her Instagram and we started texting on Instagram in a group chat.

03:08 I think it was. You got my Instagram from the group chat? Cuz. Remember Egypt? Didn't you know?

03:12 Egypt?

03:12 Yeah.

03:13 Egypt added me to the group chat.

03:15 It did? Yeah. I guess that was really it.

03:18 Yeah, pretty much.

03:22 What do you love most about me?

03:24 Huh.

03:28 Devon I. I am like, what do I.

03:31 What?

03:31 What do you love most about me?

03:42 The way you look at me. I don't know.

03:47 Okay. Can you tell me about some of your happiest moments together?

03:58 With who?

03:59 With me. What the.

04:02 Devon why are you doing all that cussing?

04:04 Sorry, I'm. I'm. You know, I'mma cut it all out, but. Yeah, you think you know how to mix a master and my sister do.

04:11 Put that on.

04:12 B De. Just answer the question again. Can you tell me about some of your happiest moments together and most difficult moments?

04:27 I want to say most. One of some of the most happiest moments was like pulling up to scooters and going through your drive through.

04:43 That was funny as that used to be fun.

04:47 And then like some of the most struggles is like recently, you know.

04:55 Recently what?

04:56 Let's just say. How about the Little Caesar moment, right? What was that? Little Caesars.

05:04 What happened at Little Caesars?

05:05 I'm not doing. I'm not telling you all of that, so you can go ahead and get that.

05:10 But like, what did you expect? Like, whatever, David. Shit. Damn. There's not a lot of questions.

05:23 This short ass interview.

05:28 I think there's supposed to be more questions, actually. Is there anything else you would like to say?

05:37 Hmm. In what, like, manner?

05:40 Like about me. This whole thing is about me.

05:43 I know that it's about you, but like.

05:44 So is there anything you would like to say about me?

05:47 No.

05:48 That.

05:52 I don't know. Charity Marie We just. I don't know, gang. I love you.

05:56 Would you like to say what you whispered on the phone to the group chat?

06:01 You want your teacher to know that?

06:03 I want to know what it is. You're lying. You know what? And I told Christina that. Cuz I told her. Oh my God. You just. You just make me sick. Never. Why didn't you tell me this? Okay.